I was unable to get the DSL re-established when I moved in here. It was an idiotic decision based on people working for computers, instead of the other way around. If you’re really interested in the whole story, read the extended version.
I’ve been following the collapse of DirecTV DSL with a terrible schadenfreude, and it’s all because they screwed with me.
Beware, other technology providers; don’t screw me over, or this could happen to you, too.