Coffee Rehab

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Wally has been banished to coffee rehab (Wally drinks lots of coffee and is rarely without his coffee cup). I need coffee rehab, as I drink about 1/2 a pot before going to work, then several cups at work (free coffee – not gourmet).

After discussing my coffee fetching with my wife, she opined that it’s like a smoking break for others – a few minutes where I’m doing my own thing, and not having to focus on work. Interesting, and that’s probably it. And I’m not addicted, I’m not. I can quit anytime I want. Really.

Update: Another blogger weighs in on the Coffee talk, with a terrific graphic!


  1. I tried to give up coffee for Lent – I lasted about two days. I’m an addict, I admit it.

    I once saw a production of “How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying” and loved the “Coffee Break” song.

    “My name is Smitty, and I’m a coffee drinker.”
    (chorus): “Hi, Smitty!”