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Archive for December 26th, 2003

Intubation Criteria

Posted by GruntDoc on 26th December 2003

as pronounced by one of our excellent ED nurses:

“When your respiratory rate and heart rate are the same, it’s time to intubate.”

I tend to agree.

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Which Muppet are You?

Posted by GruntDoc on 26th December 2003

From Quizilla, “What Muppet are you?
My Muppet alter-ego
This might be the prototype for an ER doc:
You are Scooter.
You are a loyal, hardworking person, better known as a doormat.
SPECIAL TALENTS: Going for stuff.
LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE: “Go For Broke!”
QUOTE: “15 seconds to showtime.”
LAST BOOK READ: “300 New Ways to Get Your Uncle to Get You a Better Job ”
NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT: Coffee, clipboard, and Very Special Guest Stars.

Well, at least the coffee is right.

via Kill as Few Patients as Possible and Cut to Cure

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