…one of these in his house.
The reaction of visitors to seeing this manly piece of porcelain is divided straight down the gender line:
Women: “who cleans it?”
It should be noted none of the women inquire similarly about the upstairs bidet. (Yes, we have one. No, I’ve never used the bidet; like the urinal, they were here when I got here).
With this and the garage service pit, I have the coolest house around.