Every Man Should Have

…one of these in his house.

every man should have one in his house

The reaction of visitors to seeing this manly piece of porcelain is divided straight down the gender line:
Men: “cool!”
Women: “who cleans it?”

It should be noted none of the women inquire similarly about the upstairs bidet. (Yes, we have one. No, I’ve never used the bidet; like the urinal, they were here when I got here).

With this and the garage service pit, I have the coolest house around.


  1. What can I say? Yep.

  2. Super cool!!

  3. I thought those things were self cleaning. You just need to apply a little pressure on that chrome handle, and the job is done.

  4. Hahaha. Good one!

  5. Has anyone used a toilet in a modern Japanese hotels lately?

    electrically warmed seats, bidet and washer w/3 pressure setting (don’t ask!) and air freshener. I hate to say it, but the ‘experience” was quite civilzed compared to…well, I’ve probably already said enough (or too much!)