Quote of the Day

Allah Is In The House:

As for gay marriage, Allah knows he speaks for mujahedeen everywhere in noting that at a time when Americans already consider terrorism a fourth-tier issue, when the Islamic Republic continues to lie right to your stupid monkey faces about its atomic bomb program, and when gaining access to weapons of jihad is only slightly more difficult than logging on to Fatwa Sam’s, it is glorious beyond words that your presidential election may turn on a completely tangential issue that affects only the tiniest portion of the population. Retarded hot-button wedge-issue bullshit Akbar!

What he said.