Top 10 reasons to have a hysterectomy
Posted by GruntDoc on 31st August 2004
Sent by a friend, who’s considering having it done:
10.Raise my Iron level by 4 points in just 45 minutes.
9. I need to stop worrying about waking up dead by bleeding out during the night.
8. Stop scheduling “relations” with spouse, within the safe 4 day window.
7. Put an end to the fear of embarrassment in public places.
6. Be able to order my steaks medium, instead of ‘cut it with a hot knife’.
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