Top 10 reasons to have a hysterectomy

Sent by a friend, who’s considering having it done:

10.Raise my Iron level by 4 points in just 45 minutes.

9. I need to stop worrying about waking up dead by bleeding out during the night.

8. Stop scheduling “relations” with spouse, within the safe 4 day window.

7. Put an end to the fear of embarrassment in public places.

6. Be able to order my steaks medium, instead of ‘cut it with a hot knife’.

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Happy Birthday, Symtym

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Funny story from a real, long-time ER doc on his birthday.

Happy Birthday!