I have never wanted to blog about condoms, and I do so now only because it appeals to my sense of irony:
CNN.com – Condom testing reveals best brands – Jan 4, 2005
A melon-colored model distributed by Planned Parenthood performed the worst, bursting during a test in which the latex condoms were filled with air.
Well, now. This is quite amusing, but not as amusing as one of the last paragraphs:
While abstinence has a 0 percent failure rate, doing nothing to prevent pregnancy has an 85 percent failure rate, the group found.
I wonder who came up with that statistic. Many people “try” abstinence, and a lot of them are called “parents”.
OK, no more condom blogging for a while. Or abstinence blogging, for that matter.