Best Proposed use of Drug Rep pens

via MedPundit comes this best use of drug-rep pens I’ve ever read.


  1. Just this week I was at a local pizza place picking up an order and signed my receipt with a Zocor pen that was on the counter. I commented that Zetia would be more appropriate because then I could sprinkle it on the pizza and reduce cholesterol absorbtion. My joke was lost on the youngster behind the counter – he had no idea what Zocor was.