March 28, 2024

The other night I saw a patient with, to be blunt, the most blatant drug-seeking behavior I’ve ever seen.  That’s neither here nor there (no prescriptions would be forthcoming), but it’s the prelude to The Curse:

"I wish you Earthquake Damage!" said this patient, and it surprised me.  Frankly, sailor-talk is the usual, and I’ve never had a natural disaster wished on me by anyone.

So, if there’s an earthquake in North Texas, it’s my fault.  No pun intended.

7 thoughts on “I’ve been cursed

  1. Ha! I once had a hex put on me by an angry mom – her child had to stay in from recess to finish her math homework.

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