It started out as a typical day in the Medical Staff Office. I leaned back against my leather executive chair and surveyed the top of my gleaming rosewood mahogany desk. The view out the large window was lovely, a sail boat skimming across the sparkling blue water of Lake Erie. (Hey, it’s my story; I can have whatever kind of office I want!)
Suddenly I sensed someone standing behind me. Turning, I see none other than Leonard McCoy, M.D., “Bones” from the original 1960’s Star Trek. “Dr. McCoy” I presume?
He looked instantly suspicious. “How do you know my name?”
“Easy, I had a big crush on you when I was 12.”
And so begins the latest of the Grand Rounds. Enjoy!