Preschool Snowman

My grandson brought this home from daycare/preschool/whatever a few years ago, and we found it in the Christmas things today. Yes, this is how it was when he brought it home.

We laughed, and I think you might, too.


So, my first-ever Caption contest. Winner gets to lord it over the non-winners.


  1. Frosty the snowman, was a jolly happy soullll!

  2. “I’m mmmelllttinggg….”

  3. Christmas is sure to come early for this lucky fellow…

  4. Goatwhacker says:

    If you experience a carrot lasting greater than four hours, it is important to seek medical attention.

  5. Mr. Snowman…you must be so glad to see me!

  6. Too bad his wife is frigid.

  7. Y’all don’t dissapoint. Keep it up, so to speak.

  8. ok, thought of another one.

    Mr. Snowman suddenly heard the sound of a snowblower off in the distance.

  9. Carrots…for natural male enhancement!

  10. When you care enough to grow the very best.

  11. Santa misunderstood Frosty’s request for an “Erector” set…..

    (Okay, I gotta get off this site, I’m LOL here….)

  12. Beary Potter says:

    Bet you haven’t experienced THIS in ER before!

  13. …with a corncob pipe, and a button nose, and….err….(uncomfortable silence)…….OH NO! A Rabbit!!!

  14. No no no that’s ranch dressing on my carrot, not… oh nevermind.

  15. You have a grandson, huh? I guess there is something to be said for longevity in emergency medicine. What’s your secret? Six months in and I’m ready to retire. Where can I get me one of the grandson thingies? I guess a couple of nephews will have to do ;)

  16. Frosty, having just “come of age”, couldn’t keep his eyes of Frostette next door, as the winter winds whipped her scarf to and fro, revealing then hiding her ample curves.


  1. GruntDoc says:

    Last Day for the Caption Contest

    Frankly, I had forgotten I was going to have to announce a winner to this post’s caption contest. So, get ’em in, and tomorrow I’ll announce the ‘winner’….