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Archive for January 25th, 2006

Gentlemen of Dating Years: A word of Advice

Posted by GruntDoc on 25th January 2006

Gentlemen,
   If you come in with your girlfriend who “might be” pregnant who’s also having some abdominal pain, good.

   If your main concern is the age of the baby, “…cause I want to know if I’m the daddy”, you have a LOT more problems than a pregnant girlfriend, so not good.

   When the sono shows a fetal age which is outside your range of, well, courtship, do not then start yelling at your girlfriend. Bad. Really bad.

I’m glad I was able to share that with you.

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