A new track record

From my brother, the Aerospace Genius:

[Number 2 son] holds the current record: in one day, he managed to get sweat, tears, snot, slobber, pee, and poo on me. I think that only leaves vomit, earwax, and blood off the list.

Aah, the joys of child-rearing.


  1. Heh…at least when it happens to YOU, Doc, you’re getting paid for it (in ED, anyway, not at home)!

  2. AuntSusie says:

    I love to hear heart-warming Daddy stories! Isn’t REAL LIFE wonderful?

  3. Yes. Moist, too.

  4. The child is obviously a young infant, cause the others in the list are coming with time!