Say again?

Tonight, while the patient was rubbing their upper abdomen in pain:

“I have a high anal hernia”.


  1. What was your response? Just wondering…

  2. Oh, a hiatal hernia, you say….

  3. This condition is becoming epidemic, often seen in colleagues, surgeons, trial lawyers, and politicians.

  4. Ah! So THAT’s why they hurt so much!

  5. “Dude, you need to pull your head out. Seriously.”

  6. God, I hate when that happens! LOL!

  7. Yikes…I guess you’d be ok as long as he didn’t ask you to try to reduce it.