I’m glad you asked. I trephinated my own thumbnail.
Which would have been terrific, if that was what I was trying to do. What I was trying to do was drive a screw with a drill.
I did little hops, and used a couple of my sailor words.
I’ll be fine, and no permanent damage was done, but right now my thumb throbs, just a little, to remind me I’m fully mortal.
And a little stupid.