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Archive for September 20th, 2006

Best Chief Complaint of the Night

Posted by GruntDoc on 20th September 2006

I had another in the series recently:

“I feel all jittery and out of sorts.  I think somebody contaminated my crack with another drug.”

The patient couldn’t decipher why we weren’t interested in getting to the bottom of the drug-adulteration issue.

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