fartED: ImpactED airs his experiences

fartED.: “I don’t know if the hospital cafeteria is to blame, or perhaps its the high stress levels, or a flare up of sun-spot activity, but we have some heinous issues with flatus percolating throughout the ED right now. Just the other morning a senior doctor *trod on a duck* right in the middle of a handover [...]“

The first comment tells me they have a fun group working in this Australian ED.  And their euphemisms are pretty good, too.

 

And from a different post on his site, an excellent graphic:

Heh.  I’m assuming he means patients are in the center, but it could be the docs.  Who knows.