I’m not dead, just dead-tired. I get a break soon, and it’ll pick up here then.
Until that time, here’s some things that are completely unconnected.
Read about the trial and conviction of an ED doc in USA today. Oh, actually, he’s just tried and convicted in the paper.
A story: a bitter divorce is finally concluding, and the soon to be ex-hubby (h) calls the soon to be ex-wife (w) as such:
h: I’d like to come over tonight, and we can divide the wine collection in half. (Big, expensive collection).
w: Okay, come over after 5.
It’s after 5.
h: okay, let’s divide them
w: I already have – (points to a room)
In the next room are all the wine bottles, uncorked. Next to each is an unlabled mason jar, with 1/2 of the bottle poured into it.
w: your half is in the jars.
Heh.



