Some Dude avoidance strategy

From the comments to Shot in the Face, discussing Some Dude and the crime wave that always seems to follow:

Some Dude is a notoriously dangerous character. I always recommend that, for personal safety, one always drink more than 2 beers and intrude in other people’s affairs. Because, if you are minding your own busisness and have only had 2 beers Some Dude while undoubtly sucker punch you.

Many thanks to commenter Tom for the words of advice.

Nice 12 Days of Christmas Graph

12 days of Christmas.

And true, too.