I have given this at least a full week of intermittent thought, and having looked at the major declared candidates I am pleased to announce my early and unreserved endorsement for President: David Burge, of Iowahawk fame.
First, I spent literally minutes enjoying his announcement of an exploratory committee, and the proposed Campaign Platform is not any dumber than a lot already out there. Additionally, since it ignores healthcare, I figure Future President Burge is either laissez-faire or negotiable, and either way I can help to make a difference. But, I can only make a difference I am able to get into the cabinet early, and I’m thinking HHS Secretary, thus my early endorsement.
Plus, he’s a astonishing writer and a gearhead to boot. His Coupe of Justice is an impressive piece of work, and his support of the troops goes beyond endorsing magnets for humvees, so he’s there for the troops, which matters to me.
I urge you to consider my new pal David Burge (the Burge Urge, catchy!), and it’s either me or Doc Lee for HHS Secretary, and I’d gladly be Surgeon General if HHS Secretary is out.
So, vote Burge!
Update: Surgeon General! Better. Fewer meetings, nice Uniform.