We need a ruling here

Should I call in sick today?

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Comments

  1. Yes. If you don’t, your coffee cup with break. Your coffee maker will catch fire. Your Prius will erase the information on your PDA. Your toaster will burn a pentagram in your toast. And, a pigeon will comment on your tie–the bad way.

  2. Call in sick? NO! If you pick up the phone there will be a lightning strike and you will be fried crispy. Just crawl under the bed a quiver for a while.