Quote of the day

Tonight’s comes from some EMS colleagues, while describing a patients’ eyes during a seizure:

“He’s got a conjugal gaze”.

Now, I’ve been on both sides of the conjugal gaze, and it has never involved a seizure. So far as I know.

The actual term is conjugate, by the way.


  1. Conjugal gaze: present during Porn-mal seizures. Induced by the incessant viewing of adult films. ;)

  2. TheNewGuy says:

    Ha! If your conjugal gaze involves a seizure, you’re doing it wrong.

  3. Although a compelling argument could be made for the converse. Hahaha

  4. Re: “Although a compelling argument could be made for the converse. Hahaha”

    Converse? Shoes have nothing to do with this.


  5. Hopefully, if the gaze is conjugal, the object of one’s gaze is GRAND and not PETIT.

  6. Cap'n Jan says:

    Haha! Where as the culmination of the two backed beast is also called la petite mort…

    Brings to mind the somewhat conjugal expression on Kevin Klein’s face during his ‘petite mort’ with Jamie Lee Curtis in A Fish Called Wanda.

    My husband practically goes into a grand mal seizure at the very idea of sex with that Hollywood Bombshell! (And I am not talking about Kevin Klein!)