1 hour. 2 patients. This is cr…

1 hour. 2 patients. This is crazy.

Housekeeper Barbecue

I kid, but that’s what they say these new carts look like, too:

housekeeper-barbecue

An unintended consequence of these new gadgets: much slower driving. They’re about 5 feet tall at the top of the rotisserie there, and that’s taller than several of our cleaning pros, so they now do a lot of bob and weave while pushing them. (They like them though).

Celebrity-snooping ex-UCLA Medical Center staffer is indicted – Los Angeles Times

Celebrity-snooping ex-UCLA Medical Center staffer is indicted – Los Angeles Times
Celebrity-snooping ex-UCLA Medical Center staffer is indicted
Lawanda Jackson, who has since resigned after admitting to peeking at the hospital records of stars, was indicted by a federal grand jury on a charge of obtaining identifiable health data for profit.

Innocent until proven guilty; we’ll see.

Fort Worth man accused of trying to cash $360,000,000,000 check

Fort Worth man accused of trying to cash $360,000,000,000 check | TOP STORIES | KHOU.com | News for Houston, Texas

08:01 AM CDT on Thursday, May 1, 2008

Dallas Morning News staff report

A man has been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he claims was given to him by his girlfriend’s mother to start a record business, Fort Worth police said.

Charles Ray Fuller, 21, of Crowley, was arrested April 22 on an accusation of forgery, police said.

Police responded to a report of a man attempting to pass the check about 4 p.m. that day at the Chase bank in the 8600 block of South Hulen Street, Fort Worth police Lt. Paul Henderson said.

The personal check was not made out to Fuller and when the bank contacted the check owner, the woman said she did not write a check for $360 billion.

Hmm. I wonder how much 360Bn would weigh? And, did he think any bank on earth would just have that much cash?

An inauspicious beginning to his record company career.