Splash Mountain is both. My sh…

Splash Mountain is both. My shoes are now drying out on the porch; the long walk home didn’t dry them at all.

My 8 year old grandson, about …

My 8 year old grandson, about 1/4 through the Haunted Mansion, in a calm and collected voice: “I would like to exit now”.

Update: for the record, he finished it, and liked it.

Fastpasses for two rides we go…

Fastpasses for two rides we got are 5 and 4 houirs in advance respectively. Wow.

I am often flummoxed at the cl…

I am often flummoxed at the clueless lack of situational awareness of a big chunk of the population.

Haunted house: haunted, or jus…

Haunted house: haunted, or just creepy?

Who says “I want to ride a can…

Who says “I want to ride a canoe” and thinks their paddle is a decoration?

Just rode a Segway for the fir…

Just rode a Segway for the first time as part of a tour of California Adventure. Very cool. Now, to find a reason to get one…