From the University of Utah ED

“On the patient tracking board, the CC next to the name of a particularly notorious drug seeker: Oxycodopenia.”



  1. Nice!

  2. HEHE… a few personal favorites:

    Hypopercocetemia- Rx ran clean out

    Louisville Slugger Toxicity- they’re not just for Little League anymore ;-)

    Hyperplumbia- GSW victims

    and the ever popular:

    SOCMMOB- “standing on corner minding my own business….”

  3. I like symtym’s “microdekia”: playing with a small deck. :)