iowahawk: SantaCorp Pleads Case For Bailout

Well, why not; everyone else is getting one.

iowahawk: SantaCorp Pleads Case For Bailout
WASHINGTON – Flanked by officials from the United Elf Toytinkerers union, SantaCorp CEO Kris Kringle today told the House Ways and Means Committee that without immediate government financial help, his firm would be forced to declare bankruptcy, lay off thousands of elves and reindeer, and potentially cancel its annual worldwide Christmas Eve toy delivery.


  1. Damm every industry is in need of a bail out…

    I thought we were only bailing out US industry, isn’t SantaCorp based out of the north pole and not in the US. I say this is an issue for the UN not the US. :P