I’ve been working on a pun for this, but haven’t had any luck. Yours is solicited, in the comments.
Cannabis could cause testicular cancer – study
Smoking cannabis could increase the risk of developing testicular cancer by 70 per cent, scientists have warned.
They then compared their responses with those from just under 1,000 men without the disease from a similar area and age group.
Even after other "lifestyle" factors such as smoking and drinking as well as risks such as a family history of the disease, cannabis use emerged as a significant possible cause, the study published in the journal Cancer concluded.
Regular or long-term cannabis smokers appeared twice as likely to develop the disease as those who had never used the drug.
Being a regular marijuana smoker at the time of diagnosis was associated with a 70% increased risk.
Or, it could be something in the munchies. That’s the problem with associations in medical research.