I believe you, but…

…if you’re a cirrhotic and you bring your meds in a Crown Royal bag, I’m going to ask a few questions.


  1. Jack Coupal says:

    But, that velvet satchel should indicate a more up-scale patient than your typical brown bagger!

  2. Would that be easier to find heading out the door than a zip-lock bag?

    My late father-in-law would have purposely chosen questionably appropriate bags to tote meds in, but he enjoyed provoking people. In his Army days he would purposely not wear underwear on days he knew that he would be asked to strip down to skivvies (like for vaccinations).

  3. Hahaha. Carbohydrate-deficient transferrin level?

  4. Haha! Wouldn’t it be easier to carry a piece of paper in your wallet?