A pestle-packin’ marshal hits town (From Bradford Telegraph and Argus)
He cracked drug crime, arrested armed villains and won a medal for valour. Every day he got tooled up with two .45 automatic revolvers and sometimes took along a pump-action shotgun.

It’s a good story, and I like it.  Unfortunately it was written by someone who thinks a .45 automatic is a revolver.  Aah, well.

Layers of editors and fact-checking.