A pestle-packin’ marshal hits town (From Bradford Telegraph and Argus)
He cracked drug crime, arrested armed villains and won a medal for valour. Every day he got tooled up with two .45 automatic revolvers and sometimes took along a pump-action shotgun.
It’s a good story, and I like it. Unfortunately it was written by someone who thinks a .45 automatic is a revolver. Aah, well.
Layers of editors and fact-checking.