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A question

Posted by GruntDoc on March 29th, 2009

What is in prescription paper that makes dogs like the taste?

A corollary: whay are so many sinks and toilets addicted to oxycontin?

Update: As usual I’m a step behind the rest of the internet.  Here’s an actual video of narcotic pills sending themselves down a sink, courtesy of Placebo Journal. Thanks to Hal Dall, MD in the comments for the link.

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5 Responses to “A question”

  1. TheNewGuy Says:
    March 29th, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    If a patient claims that a prescribed narcotic “didn’t work” for them, I make them bring back the unused quantity before I’ll switch them to another narcotic.

    That stops a bunch of that nonsense. The “I flushed it” excuse gets them nothing.

  2. #1 Dinosaur Says:
    March 29th, 2009 at 7:28 pm

    What is in prescription paper that makes dogs like the taste?

    Must be the same thing present in homework paper.

  3. elevator Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 12:27 am

    I also want to know

  4. Greg P Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    Obviously, commodes have some mind-control abilities. As soon as you enter the bathroom with medication, they begin to send out confusion-waves that ultimately result in the accidental dumping of the pill bottles contents in the commode.

  5. Hal Dall, MD Says:
    April 5th, 2009 at 11:05 am

    Oxycontin is made from lemming parts. To see the march to the drain go to http://placebojournal.com/shopcontent.asp?type=NarcoticMystery

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