Nascar infield, alcohol and golf carts

Just my patients, 2/3 falls involving the above resuted in significant head injuries.

I advocate the following, only partially tongue in cheek: ‘Your beer, sir, and here’s your helmet”.

Just put drivers’ numbers on the helmets and the Beered Population would think them quite cool.


  1. Aerospace Genius says:

    Someone already thought of that. Just google “beer helmet”.