Free Zippy!

Zippy the Lobster was here in the Great State of Texas (for a nice trip to the Bahamas), then went to India to see Scanman.

Zippy hasn’t been heard from since March.

I cannot help but wonder if foul play has occurred, or if he/she/it is being held against their will.

Therefore, please help me in the exhortation: Free Zippy!

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Really. Don’t make us send Hillary.

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