My wife said tonight “We need to diversify”.

I pointed out we maintain several calibers…

She didn’t answer.

Did I say something wrong?


  1. Wouldn’t touch that one with the proverbial ten foot pole!

  2. A sudden interest in Archery on her part?

  3. Ba-dum-tish! “Thank you, thank you. You’ve been a great audience. If any of your are in Des Moines next Tuesday, I’ll be at the Chuckle Hut. Remember to tip your waitresses.”

  4. Randall Sexton says:

    That is so funny! My wife was thinking about something for her finger this Christmas. I’m thinking something even better, something for her hand…a Ruger .380 LCP…maybe with a concealed carry holster.

  5. Do you have a Judge in your portfolio? If not she may be correct

  6. Arthur Laurent says:

    I thought your answer was perfect. Though I’ve never been able to find True Happiness with calibres not beginning in the number 4.

  7. Reminds me of something overheard late one night while the wife and I were sitting on the couch.

    “Hey, is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see m.. Oh my GOD! That *is* a gun in your pocket!!!”

  8. lol .. perfect answer

  9. 50BMG. All else is nonsense.