I’ve never watched Oprah outside The Color Purple, so she didn’t directly affect my life. Apparently it’s good for my BP I didn’t:
But for the purposes of this blog, we will say she is gone. And doctors everywhere are rejoicing. Why? Because Oprah is the Supreme Empress of medical woo, disseminating the greatest combination of medical mumbo jumbo and snake oil the world has ever seen.
I did get a chuckle out of a twitterer who asked ‘on her last show, does Martin Lawrence step out of his Oprah suit’?