We Are All Criminals Now : PANDA BEAR, MD

Panda has resurfaced.

This is not a Panda that eats bamboo, but from all appearances feasts on spleens. Angry ones.

In fact, I was once texting while standing at the nursing station and some supervisor of something-or-another told me that cell-phones were not allowed and then looked on in helpless fury as I laughed and took his pictures to text to my friend. This is a good way to make enemies and I’m sure I’m going to be the first one up against the wall when “Papa Doc” Press Gainey is installed as out Great Leader and Ruler for Life but I did not come through the irritating hell of medical school and residency to be scolded by a bureaucrat like some wayward candy striper.

via We Are All Criminals Now : PANDA BEAR, MD.

I wish I wrote that well.