April 15, 2024

I’ve watched the movie Red more times than I’m comfortable admitting. I hadn’t read the iTunes description before today, though, and had to laugh:

When his idyllic life is threatened by a high-tech assassin, former black- ops agent Frank Moses reassembles his old team in a last ditch effort to survive.

Whoever wrote this hadn’t seen the film. The protagonist is just putting in time in forced retirement, and was not flourishing. To put it mildly.

The IMDB description, by the way:

When his peaceful life is threatened by a high-tech assassin, former black-ops agent Frank Moses reassembles his old team in a last ditch effort to survive and uncover his assailants.

Now I see the problem…