Chief Complaint of the night

Chief Complaint of the night (so far): "patient more lethargic than normal".
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  1. That’s my wife’s chief complaint — about me — almost every night!

  2. Yesterday I had a patient with an appointment for the following reason: poison. I was not sure if he wanted poison, if he was poisoned, or if I was supposed to poison him.