Talk Like A Healthcare Management Robot
Instructions: Click the button. Learn to talk like a Healthcare Management Robot.
This is the most recent one I got: “Our clinical organization needs to transform physician-centered healing missions around value-added architectures.” Everyone in medicine can imagine someone saying that unironically.
I do like how he gets the point of the exercise across:
Be careful though. If you talk like a robot, physicians won’t listen.
Now, go there, click, and laugh. This has already surpassed the Dilbert mission statement generator in my book.