Bubba Watson’s Hovercraft Golf Cart Will Fill You with Intense Jealousy | Bleacher Report

They’ve made a hovercraft golf cart. Very cool.

Bubba Watson, owner of brilliant pink golf clubs and provider of epic shots around trees, has a hovercraft golf cart. Yahoo! Sports spotted this video of Watson hanging out on the course in his very own hovercraft. Apparently, the vehicle is a collaboration between Watson and Oakley in an effort to make something better designed for the intricacies of the golf course.

via Bubba Watson’s Hovercraft Golf Cart Will Fill You with Intense Jealousy | Bleacher Report.

Video at the link.

The Favor

As a medical student in the GYN clinic in El Paso, one occasionally needed both language and female standby assistance, at the same time.

Occasionally like 80% of the time*.

I asked one of the clinic technicians to assist me with an exam; after we were done, trying to be med student charming I said “Thank you, senorita!”

She said, laughing, with the clinic staff chuckling at my discomfort, “It’s Senora, it’s only senorita until someone does you The Favor”.

Education takes many forms. Sometimes when you don’t expect it or even want it.

(This is however a family point of amusement, which we sincerely enjoy).

*Medical statistics are made up on the spot: 75% are BS and the other 33% don’t add up.

 

Southwest Airlines mobile design fail

So, I was trying to sign up for the Rapid Rewards for Southwest on my iPhone.

I got nearly to the end before the design fail happened. I wonder what I should answer when I’m not sure of the question.

Heh

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Dumb American Speedometers: Ford Mustang

The other day my lovely wife bought a Ford. It’s nice. (They sold her a car that’d already been sold; then made up for it by giving her a car with more options than the one she originally tried to buy and eating the difference. Thanks Ford!).

While she was beating the dealer until they cried negotiating I looked at the other show-room vehicles. And I found the Ford Mustang (genes and all).

I was thinking Steve McQueen, and Bullitt. Really.

The drivers’ door wouldn’t close (on the showroom floor) and then I saw the dash:

2013-Ford-Mustang-Shelby-GT500-speedometer
Seriously, nobody in the US (or Canada, eh), needs 1/2 of this speedo. Yes, there’s a stretch or two of Texas highway that are 85, but 220? Drop this car out of a C-130 and it wouldn’t do 220.

I get marketing. You want to sell this car as a True Sports Car with a lot of Speed!!! Here’s the thing: as my eyes slowly age I don’t want to have to squint at the 1/2 inch to discern the difference between 35 and 45 while knowing this bad boy won’t go over 160, and never near 220. I don’t need a big HUD to tell me, but this display is just dumb.

Thanks,

a guy who’d buy a Mustang but not one with this silly detail in it.

Some studies that I like to quote

Wow! Very nice.

Talk Like A Healthcare Management Robot

My good friend Dr. Richard Winters has skills: doctoring, parenting, professional coaching, and computer coding. Add his dislike for mumbo-jumbo and his skills with javascript, and you get:

Talk Like A Healthcare Management Robot

Instructions: Click the button. Learn to talk like a Healthcare Management Robot.

via Talk Like A Healthcare Management Robot.

This is the most recent one I got: “Our clinical organization needs to transform physician-centered healing missions around value-added architectures.” Everyone in medicine can imagine someone saying that unironically.

I do like how he gets the point of the exercise across:

Be careful though. If you talk like a robot, physicians won’t listen.

Amen!

Now, go there, click, and laugh. This has already surpassed the Dilbert mission statement generator in my book.

Thanks, Rick!

Press Ganey, meet Wong-Baker

For those not actively engaged in the practice of medicine, this will mean nothing to you. For those of us in the trenches:

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I cannot wait for the day the government realizes this misguided effort is costing them Billions (and harming patients and providers).

 

Siri and the Three Laws of robotics

I’d have been much happier had they just come out straight…

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So, our future mechanical overlords will at least have some sense of humor…

Update: And, from Twitter via @whatImeantwas1 :4th Law

BS Study*: Doctors Feel Patients’ Pain | Empathy | LiveScience

Been a while since I pulled out the BS flag, and this seems entirely appropriate:

Good doctors really do feel their patients’ pain.

Hmm. ‘Good’ doctors?

A study, published today (Jan. 29) in the journal Molecular Psychiatry, shows that when doctors see their patients experiencing pain, the pain centers in the physicians’ own brains light up. And when the doctors give treatment to relieve pain, it activates the physicians’ reward centers.

The doctors were then instructed either to use an electronic device that they believed would relieve the patients’ pain, or to withhold the pain relief. In response, the patient-actors either grimaced in pain or maintained a neutral expression to suggest their pain had subsided.

via Doctors Feel Patients’ Pain | Empathy | LiveScience.

Umm, what? These ‘good’ doctors were told that an electronic device would either relieve or not relieve pain, and then they reacted to their patients’ acting with activity in their own pain or reward centers by fMRI.

My first question: did these docs really buy into this magical electronic pain-relieving device, and if so, why? I have to wonder if it was their amusement areas lighting up and not their pleasure centers…

Second, at no time is ‘good’ established in this article. Were there a subset of docs whose fMRI’s didn’t change, and thus they’re ‘bad’?

Not buying it (would buy one of those magical electronic pain relievers, though).

 

*I say this is a BS study based on this writeup. If it’s something else entirely, okay, but this is just awful.

Bug-a-salt is here!

Got mine today (I was one of their project funders) (of course with it being cool very few targets of opportunity):

Killing bugs. With salt.

Killing bugs. With salt.

 

Bug-a-salt.

 

I’ll let you know how it goes.

Funny apartment complex name – RPR Village

This is in the Medical District here in Fort Worth-

I suppose VDRL Court was taken

I suppose VDRL Court was taken

For those not in on the joke: RPR

Quantas mechanics have another work hazard

Ten foot pythons in the engine compartments/flap operators:

Snake clings to wing of Qantas plane – video | World news | guardian.co.uk_640x480

Click the link, I didn’t embed it here as I cannot turn off the autoplay.

From The Guardian.

Great Moments in Amazon Kindle tech support

I want to preface this by saying the technical problem I had was of my own doing, and once I talked to someone who had a clue it was fixed in two minutes.
Then, there’s this unintentional comedy! I went to the Amazon Kindle support page, as I’d tried their email support and they couldn’t even be bothered to try, I got ‘please open a chat window’ as their response email.
A chat was begun:
You are now connected to Amazon from Amazon.com.
Me:my kindle fire DH 7″ seems to think it’s in the UK. The .com button in the lower right of the keyboard displays .co.uk, and when searching for websites it always offers the .co.uk ones as the recommended ones.

I’ve checked my country setting under manage my devices (US). Serial Number: ####

Amazon:Hello.. This is Sweety from the Digital Team.
Welcome to Amazon Digital Chat.
I am glad to help you.
I am very sorry to hear about this.
[pause]
Let me look into this.
[pause]
Since your query is regarding the Kindle, let me help you by transferring you to our Kindle Specialist. Please be on hold.
A Customer Service Associate will be with you in a moment.
[this is after telling the Amazon support page my problem is with a Kindle to start the chat...]
You are now connected to S*** from Amazon.com.
[I have changed this persons' name so they won't get abused like they should be]
S***: Hello, my name is S***. I’ll be happy to help you.
Me:hi
[long, long pause]
?
S***:I checked and see that your Kindle has been registered under Amazon.com.
Me:Good.
S***:Is there anything else I can do for you today ?
Me:Yes. Fix the problem, or even pretend you understand what it is.
S***:I’m sorry.
Could you please rephrase the above sentence?
Me:Here is my problem:
my kindle fire DH 7″ seems to think it’s in the UK. The .com button in the lower tright of the keyboard displays .co.uk, and when searching for websites it always offers the .co.uk ones as the recommended ones.
I’ve checked my country setting under manage my devices (US). Serial Number: ####
I want my kindle to understand its keyboard, and it itself aren’t in the UK, and to stop behaving that way.
S***:I can confirm that your Kindle is registered under Amazon.com. Your Kindle with serial #### is Kindle Fire HD.
Me:Would you be so kind as to transfer me to the next level or technical support please?
S***:Sure, [me].
Could you please provide me the best possible phone number to connect you right now?
Me:[a phone number]
S***:When your phone rings, please answer it.
You may hear ringing while we connect you to Customer Service.

Your call is now connected.

 

Yep. That happened.

I then spent 10 minutes on the phone with a first level tech person, and an escalation got me to ‘Todd’, who was sharp, and had my problem fixed in about 2 minutes.

Still. Comedy support gold.

12 STI’s of Christmas, 2012

My yearly Christmas favorite, reposted:

Courtesy of the British National Health Service (click the banner):

Hmmm.

NSFW. Funny, but Unsafe for work,unless your work involves STD’s in which case it’s required.

It’s my seasonal favorite post, and I hope it’s one of yours.

Not the STD’s, the funny song with equally amusing illustrations. The backstory, from a previous blog post:

I have seen several searches of this blog for the British National Health Services’ “12 STI’s of Christmas“, and wondered why. The answer: the NHS site no longer carries the wonderful show, for reasons unknown to me. As for the searches, I guess the Christmas season has people thinking about sexually transmitted infections (diseases on this side of the Pond) set to Christmas tunes.

Merry Christmas!

Funny present

Got this from one of my several (fun to work with) boss-colleagues…



Ha!

(This, by the way, is the closest I get to swearing on this site; real life, well….)