Argo – a bad movie review

Tonight I took a beautiful woman to dinner and a movie, and I chose (with assent) Argo based on the recommendation of friends. I have good friends.

I won’t actually review the movie, that’s what Rotten Tomatoes is for.

I will tell you a funny story.

We were driving away from the theater (all of 6 in the hall on a Tuesday night) when I said: “Hey, a movie where the Americans are the good guys”,

to which my lovely wife said

“Well, it’s about actual Americans”.

There ya go. A movie review.

 

PS: I need to learn to write with fewer I’s.

Well, that’s at least new

Tonight we had house alarm false #3 in about 6 weeks. Geez. Gift baskets for my neighbors.

To the alarm panel I go, and it tells me it’s a glassbreak downstairs. This isn’t good, as were I looking to break into the house I’d do it though the basement (and thus the glassbreaks, motion sensors, punjii-pits and laser traps).

So, to the bottom of the stair I go, and for the first time in my house I’m getting really spooked: someone is breathing heavily on the other end of the long room! I sweep the room behind me, and go to have a look, with the Voice of Doom in my right hand and a suddenly tremulous flashlight in the left. I clear the entire area, and nobody there, but the sound remains.

Then I hear a sharp noise behind me. I looked up to hear sound coming out of a glassbreak detector. Freaky. As I was about to curse the alarm manufacturer, hot water dripped on me.

Glassbreaks will alarm and make audible noise when you run water through them, turns out. The leak is in the dishwasher discharge on the floor above. Water and breaker are off to the dishwasher, and Monday will be calls to the trades.

Yes, by the way, this is the same ceiling the dishwasher dropped during the kitchen remodel several months ago. I have high hopes it’ll stay together and dry out well, though the dishwasher needs a different kind of union to the discharge piping.

I’m going to have the flashlight examined, too.

8 Pound, 9 Ounce Baby Born on 10/11/12 at 13:14 | CNSNews.com

That’s all the story you need to read, right there.

8 Pound, 9 Ounce Baby Born on 10/11/12 at 13:14

Des Moines baby a numerologist’s delight

via 8 Pound, 9 Ounce Baby Born on 10/11/12 at 13:14 | CNSNews.com.

The most entertaining celebrity political endorsement of the century

I’m not endorsing the candidate, just the ad.

 

Steve Martin is terrific.

An Elegantly Icky Solution

Entertaining and medical!

I’d love to shield the identify of the patient in this story. But I can’t, and you’ll understand why in a minute. It’s not that I’m worried about a HIPAA violation or a law suit. After all, the patient was my mother-in-law. She and my father-in-law – Pop Pop – have moved in with us . . . so they aren’t going to sue anybody. And while I hesitate to embarrass my soft-spoken “Mom Mom” with the details of this tale, I have to tell this story straight. Here goes.

via An Elegantly Icky Solution.

Sounds like something we need to try earlier.

Health Officials: No Need To Call 911 For Mosquito Bites « CBS Dallas / Fort Worth

Unbelievable.

FORT WORTH CBSDFW.COM – With hundreds of human cases of the West Nile Virus being reported across Texas and more than a dozen related deaths in North Texas it seems some people are overreacting and calling 911 when they’re bitten by a mosquito.In short, health officials say a mosquito is not a health emergency.“We understand peoples concerns regarding the West Nile Virus, but in the absence of any symptoms of West Nile then a simple mosquito bite is really not a reason for someone to call 911,” said Matt Zavadsky, public affairs director for MedStar Emergency Medical Services.One woman called Fort Worth 911 requesting assistance because her young nephew had a bump on his arm.

via Health Officials: No Need To Call 911 For Mosquito Bites « CBS Dallas / Fort Worth.

We’re seeing some of this in the ED, people with bug bites coming straight in ‘to get checked out’.

Sad.

Chief Complaint of the night

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School Spirits

Henderson St, downtown Fort Worth

iowahawk: Balls and Urns

Statisticians love balls and urns. A typical Stats 101 midterm, for example, usually includes a question along these lines:

via iowahawk: Balls and Urns.

Go and learn why the ‘margin of error’ for political polls is meaningless…

Class Act: Usain Bolt Drops Everything to Honor U.S. National Anthem | Video | TheBlaze.com

Jamaican sprinter and four-time Olympic gold medalist Usain St. Leo Bolt is one classy guy.

via Class Act: Usain Bolt Drops Everything to Honor U.S. National Anthem | Video | TheBlaze.com.

Go, watch, enjoy. Classy dude.

 

via Ace.

L.A. City Council votes 14-0 to ban medical marijuana shops – latimes.com

In the latest attempt to regulate what many say is an out-of-control proliferation of medical marijuana dispensaries in Los Angeles, the City Counted voted 14-0 Tuesday to ban pot shops.

Under the ban, each of the 762 dispensaries that have registered with the city will be sent a letter ordering them to shut down immediately. Those that don’t comply may face legal action from the city.

via L.A. City Council votes 14-0 to ban medical marijuana shops – latimes.com.

Two somewhat disparate thoughts:

  • where does this leave the ‘legalize it” movement? They did, they were an out of control nuisance to the point LA shut them down, and
  • if Government is in control of your industry, they can kill it.

North Korean weightlifter credits Kim Jong Il for world-record feat of lifting thrice his weight – Yahoo! News India

London, July 30(ANI): North Korean Olympian Om Yun Chol joined an elite list of weightlifters to have lifted three times their weight during the men’s 56-kg, group B, clean and jerk weightlifting competition at the London Olympics, and he has credited his world-record feat to late North Korean leader Kim Jong Il.

“How can any man possibly lift 168kg? I believe the great Kim Jong Il looked over me,” CBS quoted Om, as saying.

via North Korean weightlifter credits Kim Jong Il for world-record feat of lifting thrice his weight – Yahoo! News India.

Smart guy. Were I going back to North Korea, I’d say the same thing. (I wouldn’t I’m not that smart, but I wasn’t raised in his horrific environment).

iowahawk: You Didn’t Build That

You Didn’t Build That

Readings from the Book of Barack

1 In the beginning Govt created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the economy was formless and void, darkness was over the surface of the ATMs, and the Spirit of Govt was hovering over the land.

via iowahawk: You Didn’t Build That.

I try not to be non-medically political here, but this is inspired.

Ottawa ankle rules and me

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This reminds me of my experience with the Ottawa Ankle Rules in the Navy.

USMC Infantry is designed to generate ankle sprains, and recurrent ones. Initial sprains as young athletic hard chargers are required to carry big loads over unimproved terrain in the dark, plus seemingly all the time not in direct training was spent running.

The larger problem, and one I was educated on by a fellow BN Surgeon (who was a physical therapist prior to med school) while in Okinawa is that there’s no ankle rehab after a sprain. As soon as you can run on it you do, despite having torn stabilizing ligaments and not having done the training and exercises to get the ankles’ accessory stabilizers up to speed. Then, another sprain. The story of how our medical department got this fixed later.

Sick Call was musculoskeletal city with daily ankle sprains, which by that time in the Marines were usually recurrent. About a year into my assignment, out came the Ottawa Ankle Rules. After a year of negative x-rays, finally, a clinical tool to cut down on useless imaging! I used it in practice, taught it to the Corpsmen (who also found it usable and liked it) and our x-ray utilization dropped hugely and AFAIK we didn’t miss any significant fractures. I was proud.

I was moonlighting (for free, I was that bored) in the Camp Pendleton Naval Hospital ED, and mentioned my new practice and how I was proud to have made an impact.

The response: Please stop doing that. Now when they get off duty they drive down here to get an x-ray”.

Humbled, we backed off a little, but not much.

My response to the above tweet (which I now think I recall as being an @nickgenes original) was “Canadians get exams, Americans get x-rays”, which sums it up nicely.

 

Silly movie description in Apple store

I’ve watched the movie Red more times than I’m comfortable admitting. I hadn’t read the iTunes description before today, though, and had to laugh:

When his idyllic life is threatened by a high-tech assassin, former black- ops agent Frank Moses reassembles his old team in a last ditch effort to survive.

Whoever wrote this hadn’t seen the film. The protagonist is just putting in time in forced retirement, and was not flourishing. To put it mildly.

The IMDB description, by the way:

When his peaceful life is threatened by a high-tech assassin, former black-ops agent Frank Moses reassembles his old team in a last ditch effort to survive and uncover his assailants.

Now I see the problem…