Newlyweds in Paris

One of my cousins was recently wed, and their honeymoon is in Paris. I received this from them, forwarded:

(spouse) and I are sitting in some
computer dork infested gaming place
….. and since French keyboards are
wierd, I’ll keep it short …

Watched a little war coverage on SkyNews
this morning …. We’re ok (no bombs
here. What would be the point. The
French are wussies. Saddam doesn’t know
they exist) We’re now off to Versaille
…. we hope to squeeze in the Louvre
and the Eiffel Tower (after dark)




  1. Fireworks have been ban from Euro-Disney. The last round of fireworks that were shot off caused about 200 frenchmen to surrender to Mickey Mouse.