Best Chief Complaint of the Night

“I was assulted with a telephone, and now my ear is ringing.”

I couldn’t make that up if I tried.


  1. Was he/she at least smiling when they said it? Too funny! :o)

  2. I just know that there’s a joke in here somewhere…but I can’t think of it.

  3. Just ask them if the call was collect…

    BTW, I love the new logo (even if the reason you had to replace the old one was bogus.)

  4. Cynthia McKinney strikes again?

  5. I hope she didn’t accept the charges….