How large is a British watermelon?

You’ll probably regret asking.

A Las Vegas man who suffers from a rare condition that made his scrotum swell to 100 pounds is basking in the fame that his giant organ has brought him.

The watermelon-size scrotum Mr Warren carries between his legs has landed him on the Howard Stern Show and the Comedy Central program Tosh.0 and made him a local celebrity in his hometown.

via Wesley Warren Jr: Man with 100-pound scrotum REJECTS free $1m corrective surgery | Mail Online.

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how large are British watermelons, again?

Okay, how large are British watermelons, anyway?


  1. RWMondak says:

    This guy is a nut job… (or needs one).

  2. Jim in Texas says:

    “Okay, how large are British watermelons, anyway?”

    Apropos of absolutely nothing.

    In the early 80’s I was a criminal investigator in the UK.

    Every summer the Alabama (or Mississippi??) Air National Guard use to fly into RAF Alconbury for their annual training.

    One year a member of Her Majesty’s Customs and Excise Service ask me to get him on base to conduct a Custom’s search of a C-141 that had just arrived. When they opened the ramp the plane was full of black diamond watermelons.

    The Customs man stared at the load, shook his head and told the aircrew if they gave him a few watermelons to ‘test” he’d allow the watermelons into the country. He drove away with a Land Rover full of watermelons.

    He showed up every year after that when the Guard showed up to collect a sample of “produce” for “testing”

  3. Heh. Just noticed he’s wearing a hoodie as trousers.