Sent by a friend, who’s considering having it done:
10.Raise my Iron level by 4 points in just 45 minutes.
9. I need to stop worrying about waking up dead by bleeding out during the night.
8. Stop scheduling “relations” with spouse, within the safe 4 day window.
7. Put an end to the fear of embarrassment in public places.
6. Be able to order my steaks medium, instead of ‘cut it with a hot knife’.
5. Return the grass to green, over the septic system run off.
4. Be able to leave the house for longer for 20 minutes.
3. Single handedly put Kotex out of business.
2. Put a stop to the endless debate, which is larger, a small egg or a large walnut.
1. Donate my uterus to Red Cross and they will never need another blood drive.
also posted at LingualNerve