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Bird Flu Symptoms

Posted by GruntDoc on December 1st, 2005

Just so you know: there have not been any cases of bird flu in the US. That having been said, there’s a lot of work going on to get ready for it.

Today: how to tell if you have bird flu

Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever

2. Congestion

3. Nausea

4. Fatigue

5. Aching in the joints

6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone’s windshield.

Heh.

via Dear Aunt Sue

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2 Responses to “Bird Flu Symptoms”

  1. DOW Says:
    December 5th, 2005 at 8:41 pm

    What has me concerned is what my son told us at Thanksgiving: that bird flu is untweetable. Is that twue?

  2. GruntDoc Says:
    December 5th, 2005 at 11:57 pm

    Heh.

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