Just so you know: there have not been any cases of bird flu in the US. That having been said, there’s a lot of work going on to get ready for it.
Today: 
Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone’s windshield.
Heh.
via Dear Aunt Sue
What has me concerned is what my son told us at Thanksgiving: that bird flu is untweetable. Is that twue?
Heh.