A completely random assortment of weird/amusing things I noticed today:
- Patient’s Chief Complaint: “I want to know if I’m a virgin”.
- Record ED volume Monday, nearly vacant on Wednesday.
- Ford F-350 “King Ranch Edition” as a Domino’s pizza delivery vehicle.
- My Prius’ paint on one door has horrible overspray (found while waxing).
- The MythBusters have the best job on earth.
- Patient CC: “Bald spot on back of head”; redundantly foreheaded nurse muses “I’d be a major case, then”.
My seven in a row ends after tomorrow. Perhaps my muse will return during the break.