From my brother, the AG:
One of (nephew’s) new Hot Wheels is an airplane with several lines of incredibly tiny text on one wing. The macro mode of our new Nikon is even better than a super-magnifying glass, so you can read it:
click photo to see fine print DO NOT STAND HERE
If you can read this type you possibly
have way too much free time and you
should consider getting a hobby like
flying an airplane just for the heck of
it. It might start you thinking about
trying other new things. Who knows
you might just be the next real flying ace.