From my brother, the Aerospace Genius:
[Number 2 son] holds the current record: in one day, he managed to get sweat, tears, snot, slobber, pee, and poo on me. I think that only leaves vomit, earwax, and blood off the list.
Aah, the joys of child-rearing.
Heh…at least when it happens to YOU, Doc, you’re getting paid for it (in ED, anyway, not at home)!
I love to hear heart-warming Daddy stories! Isn’t REAL LIFE wonderful?
Yes. Moist, too.
The child is obviously a young infant, cause the others in the list are coming with time!