Yes. If you don’t, your coffee cup with break. Your coffee maker will catch fire. Your Prius will erase the information on your PDA. Your toaster will burn a pentagram in your toast. And, a pigeon will comment on your tie–the bad way.
Call in sick? NO! If you pick up the phone there will be a lightning strike and you will be fried crispy. Just crawl under the bed a quiver for a while.
Yes. If you don’t, your coffee cup with break. Your coffee maker will catch fire. Your Prius will erase the information on your PDA. Your toaster will burn a pentagram in your toast. And, a pigeon will comment on your tie–the bad way.
Call in sick? NO! If you pick up the phone there will be a lightning strike and you will be fried crispy. Just crawl under the bed a quiver for a while.